At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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