it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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