I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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