My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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