sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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