i don't like sucking hair
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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