i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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