Acid is not a monday night drug
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need water and some morals
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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