North Korea, Best Korea!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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