I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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