i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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