Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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