super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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