i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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