All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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