I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
