he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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