My nipple is on Facebook.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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