Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Randomize
