Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is that strawberry winking at me??