Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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