Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
false alarm. still invincible.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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