so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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