If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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