how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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