She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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