Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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