i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
