Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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