I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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