i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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