i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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