I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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