I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Come see our sink grown plant.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
