i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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