Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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