i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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