Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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