His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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