i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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