...so i touched it.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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