theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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