if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
My feet surprised me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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