got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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