you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
