awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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