I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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