"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: eviction party
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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