I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
