return my video game
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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