Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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