its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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