You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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